This is one of the most disturbing things I've encountered on the internet today. Actually THE most disturbing thing.
"He's perhaps a smite too zealous"Actor Stephen Baldwin is the born-again, George Bush-loving Baldwin brother, but who knew he's also a fan of threesomes in the bedroom?
"I like to ask friends of mine, happy couples who seem to have a pretty good marriage, I will ask them, 'How's your sex life?'" Alec Baldwin's little brother writes in a new book excerpted in the upcoming Esquire mag. "They will say something like pretty good or okay or no complaints here. Here's what I tell them: Imagine taking a healthy sex life and inviting the power of God into that exchange."
Baldwin also seems to prefer a muscular — make that violent and aggressive — form of religion.
"I'd always imagined Jesus was the sweet, cuddly, loving dude, and suddenly I find out he makes Conan the Barbarian look like Conan the wimp," he says. "He didn't come with a guitar singing Kum Ba Yah. Jesus brought a sword to the earth, and he is still swinging it."
As for Baldwin himself, "God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."
One question for Stephen Baldwin: Why are you talking?
Posted by Maria at August 11, 2006 03:31 PM | TrackBackSouth Park needs to take another swing at the Baldwins...well, the zealot Baldwin. Jesus was more likely to hit the hooka than swing a sword methinks. Dumbass. :P
Posted by: Cupie at August 12, 2006 12:41 PMWhen did this happen? I've been missing some serious Hollywood gossip...
Posted by: Sandy at August 13, 2006 10:14 AMI guess he said it a few days ago, according to the Post. Though I wouldn't call that the most reliable news source... It was the last part that really got to me:
"God has called me to go and make disciples of the youth of America. That is what I am going to do. And if you try to stop me, I am going to break your face."
I'm sorry, but that kind of thinking scares me!
Posted by: Maria at August 13, 2006 12:23 PMOh yes, and I'm sure it was a great moment for him when he came to the conclusion that Jesus was really just a pre-incarnate of The Terminator. I wonder if Baldwin happened to be smoking PCP at the time.
Posted by: Maria at August 13, 2006 12:26 PM