Pete Beck made me laugh with this list of remembrances and awarenesses that we are supposed to be observing this month. I had to steal it (though you must read his whole post, as he always brings his own sense of humor to things). I don't understand what we're all supposed to do with this:
April is...
Alcohol Awareness Month
Child Abuse Prevention Month (National)
Foot Health Awareness Month
Keep America Beautiful Month
Garden Month (National)
Holocaust Remembrance Month
Humor Month (National)
Mathematics Education Month (National)
Stress Awareness Month
Poetry Month (National)
Now get to work Americans! Crack a bottle of wine, refrain from hitting your kids for a day (a whole month, you say?! Impossible. Just kidding! Remember, it's Humor Month too), scrub those stinky hooves, lose some weight, plant a flower in your yard, kick back with a copy of the Diary of Anne Frank followed by a few episodes of Mad TV. But don't forget to study your math (shake off that booze buzz). The math exercises will immediately heighten your stress level which you will have to relieve by smoking a joint and jotting down a few groovy thoughts. I guess you have a whole month though, so take it easy.
Posted by Maria at April 2, 2005 06:33 PM | TrackBackjust remember. we can be funny this month, but then it's back to no humor at all until next April... ;)
Posted by: P at April 2, 2005 08:46 PM