I saw a woman on the train on my way home today. She was wearing two buttons. One said "Bush/Cheney '04" and the other said "Vote Republican." Fuuuuuck THAT! Before I got off the train I was feeling ornery after having stared at her buttons for a little while and so I did what any self respecting moonbat would do and looked her in the face and said "George Bush is a Murderer." She sneered and made a sound like a deflating balloon as I exited the train.
I know it's fairly obnoxious, but I couldn't help it. The real kicker was her deplorable fashion sense. Hideous. I'm not talking cheap either, because fashion sense has nothing to do with how much money you have. I have shopped at the Salvation Army salvage and still looked better than her. I can't describe how awful her handbag was. The ugliest, brownest, tackiest thing I've ever seen with a chain handle. Her crooked, beige canvas (yes, I said canvas), pleated skirt was enough to make any girl (except her, apparently), cringe and the yucky mule shoes that were trying to be the same color as the skirt and the purse were another story altogether .
The point of this catty account and what you should always remember is, Bush support and bad fashion sense go hand in hand. My liberal grandmother dressed cuter than her. Much cuter.
Oh boy, I know I'm going to get a lot of shit for this one. Go on then.
Posted by Maria at August 2, 2004 07:36 PMYeah. The left isn't a bunch of looney haters. That wasn't the sound of a deflating balloon, that was her laughing at the rude child that just showed her ass.
Posted by: Geoffrey at August 2, 2004 08:27 PMGeoff should know this too, Maria. The right wing is a collective - Bush is all about.
Posted by: nunya at August 2, 2004 08:42 PMI may have been acting childish, but at least I wasn't carrying that hideous purse. The latter being the more reprehensible of the two offenses.
Posted by: Maria at August 2, 2004 08:44 PMI hate it when my laptop cuts shit off.
I was saying, the GOP is a collective like the borg, and bush is the King. Only the ironic thing is, instead of being super smart, he is an uber idiot (this should explain much of Geoffs behavior too).
Posted by: nunya at August 2, 2004 09:18 PMand maria, the most reprehensible thing in that story is the bush/cheney paraphernalia (the fact that the idiot supported them is a given).
Posted by: nunya at August 2, 2004 09:32 PMYou were just expressing you're freedom of speech anyhow right?
Personally, I'd have just called you a dumb cunt and laughed with you. I mean at you.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at August 2, 2004 10:39 PMI was expressing the same freedom that you are expressing here. Difference is, I got off the train, and you're still here.
Posted by: Maria at August 2, 2004 10:48 PMDifference is, you left your sense of humor on the train.
And stop bullying the elderly!
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at August 2, 2004 11:08 PMShe wasn't old dumbass. She was only a few years older than me. But it makes sense that you would assume she was an old lady. She dressed like one. But I guess that's what being a frigid conservative bitch can do to a person.
The only one missing their sense of humor is you Gordon. You take everything so seriously, it's painful.
Posted by: Maria at August 2, 2004 11:15 PMI have fabulous fashion sense, thank you very much...
I always sport my button when wearing jeans and a t-shirt. If my nipples were pierced I'd use them as pasties... but they're not.
Maria, remember, when speaking of horrible fashion sense - your side still has to deal with hairy armpitted hippy chicks, you know the ones that look confused when faced with a bar of soap.
We all have our crosses to bear. ;-)
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 2, 2004 11:23 PMBaby steps.... baby steps...
You're getting mad Maria.
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at August 2, 2004 11:24 PMGordon, you're a drag.
Rosemary, I knew I could count on you to come and say your piece! You know I realize that not all conservative women have bad fashion sense. But that's why it's all in fun. You're right that we all have our crosses to bear, but you also have to realize that we all make generalizations for the sake of humor. I have met a lot of hippy chicks in my time, but I'm not ashamed of them nor do I feel the need to defend them any more than you should feel responsible to defend the stranger on the train. I'm not them and you're not her. Yay! :o)
Posted by: Maria at August 2, 2004 11:31 PMThank goodness.:-)
Canvas skirt... even I couldn't defend THAT!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 2, 2004 11:34 PMYou made me laugh out loud. It truly was horrendous.
Oh p.s. I forgot to tell you that the skirt came up to her ribcage. It was practically doubling as a pushup bra. Seriously, no joke. ok I'll stop.
Posted by: Maria at August 2, 2004 11:53 PMThat's just fucking sick. :-P
If I were on that train, I'd have bitchslapped her for embarrassing ME!
HAHA! I wish you could have been there...;o)
Posted by: Maria at August 3, 2004 12:03 AMI would've taken the time to drop to the floor and taken a good nip out her extremely fat ankles. Bush Ho!
Posted by: cul at August 3, 2004 05:03 PM"The only one missing their sense of humor is you Gordon."
Me? I'm always laughing, with you, at you.... it doesn't matter. The daily comedy and drama of blogging just turns another page.
Having you ream me out about my lack of humor is almost as funny as when that prewd Heinz gave a speech on Civility in Politics, then told a reporter to "Shove it."
So inconsisitent, yet so predictable. Who else but you?
Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at August 3, 2004 06:49 PMPrude. Assmonkey.
Posted by: Maria at August 3, 2004 06:55 PMCul! How did you know she had fankles? She was a fugly pugly with fankles. Hahahaa!
Posted by: Maria at August 3, 2004 06:56 PMI thought they were called cankles?
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 3, 2004 08:54 PMNope. Fat + Ankles = Fankles!
Posted by: Maria at August 3, 2004 09:18 PMCankles are cow ankles. Either way, it ain't pretty baby!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at August 3, 2004 11:28 PM