July 20, 2004

Poor Alligator

Crazy ass crackers.

Florida Alligator Attack

Cops: Man battered girlfriend with three-foot reptile

JULY 19--A Florida man assaulted his girlfriend with a three-foot alligator during a domestic dispute Friday morning, according to cops. David Havennar, 41, was charged with battery for smacking girlfriend Nancy Monico in the ribs with the gator, who lived in a bathtub in Havennar's Port Orange home, according to the below Volusia County Sheriff's Office report. Monico told deputies that she did not know why Havennar (pictured at right) had an alligator in his bathtub, but claimed her beau was "torturing" the reptile. However, an examination of the reptile--which was seized by state wildlife officials--showed no signs of abuse. Monico, on the other hand, suffered minor injuries to her lip, legs, and back area, according to investigators. For his part, Havennar claimed that Monico started the 9 AM dustup when she "bit him on the hand because she was mad about being out of alcohol."

Sounds like these two were made for eachother. She wakes up in the morning and demands liquor and he retaliates by hitting her with an alligator? But I guess assault with a deadly animal is not as uncommon as you'd think.

As if that wasn't enough to laugh about, I paid a visit to the Onion, and got a good laugh out of this. And then felt really bad. hmmmmm.

Posted by Maria at July 20, 2004 09:48 PM | TrackBack
Comments

And now you're calling white people "crackers"?

Are there any limits to your hatred?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 20, 2004 11:21 PM

A gator.....now I've heard everything. LOL

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 21, 2004 10:05 AM

"And now you're calling white people "crackers"?"

Yep. Cracka' ass cracker.

Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2004 12:47 PM

It doesn't phase you one bit to label me with racial slurs does it?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 21, 2004 05:48 PM

Not any more than it phases you when you spew hateful insults.

Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2004 06:35 PM

I know. It's your blog and you can do whatever you want.Call me a racial slur if it empowers you.

I'd imagine if I called you a "spic" you wouldn't like it though would you?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 21, 2004 07:27 PM

At this point it wouldn't ruffle me in the least. I already know your shenanigans. You're nothing but hot air.

Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2004 07:57 PM

Thank you for proving my point on the other thread.

This is what we call Maria's "Possum Tactic".

Keep pretending you don't hear the questions that you don't want to answer.

It's YOU that can't defend your stances for a rat's ass.

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 21, 2004 08:26 PM

Breathe. Get something to eat. Have a nice, soothing colonic. It must be tiresome carrying around ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag.

Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2004 08:38 PM

Are you referring to the melon that rests on YOUR shoulders?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 21, 2004 08:43 PM

No. I was referring to both your entire physical and metaphysical existence on this planet.

Posted by: Maria at July 21, 2004 09:01 PM

Fantastic comeback. You're a bottomless well of deprecating wit.

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 21, 2004 11:34 PM

Yep, gordon and mikey are both racist pigs.

Posted by: nunya at July 22, 2004 09:06 AM

Yep, gordon and mikey are both racist pigs.

Posted by: nunya at July 22, 2004 09:06 AM

I was just about to post something that was IMO funny to break the tension and then I saw nunya's comment. It just amazes me that he(?) can be so freakin caustic irregardless of lack of attacking directed at him and from whom it comes from.

Yeah, I realize that Gordon and Maria *might* actually be getting nasty, but I think that they're both cognizant of the fact that it is within certain (unspoken) guidelines.

nunya, you need to start going to that group counseling and get a little more confidence in yourself - you're just a mass of quivering indignation....

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 22, 2004 09:27 AM

Gordon. Too bad you can't come up with your own material.

Posted by: Maria at July 22, 2004 09:49 AM

What is thr matter, mikey - you don't like being called out on what you really are? A racist facist asshole pig?

Posted by: nunya at July 22, 2004 11:15 AM

What is thr matter, mikey - you don't like being called out on what you really are? A racist facist asshole pig?

*sigh*
Okay smartass-im-a-veteran: PROVE IT.

And when I say prove it, I mean beyond the shadow of doubt to LOTS OF PEOPLE....not just what *you* consider racist.

Come on you smartass-piece-of-southern-fried-chicken-shit-cocksucker, let's see what you're made of....

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 22, 2004 01:51 PM

Sorry Maria....

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 22, 2004 01:52 PM

I don't have to prove anything - your words and actions do all the talking for you Mikey. Circumstantial eveidence over time and reading your blog and comments on other blogs gives me enough information to draw the conclusion that you, at the very least, hold certain hostilities to different cultures than your own. IS there one solid piece of evidence, a smoking gun per se? Maybe, but I am not going to go searching for it. Maybe ther isn't either. I draw my conclusions on people not based on one single event, but on a series of events over time. Unlike most repugs, who, as soon as they see or hear ONE thing from a source, they lable it instantly. This is one of the MAIN reasons I dropped away from the GOP to become independant. I am a person of substance and treat others the same way. It takes time and expierence with another persons insights to be able to conclude certain behavioral traits about them. You, Mikey, over time have brought my opinion to conclude that you are a close minded neo-conservatice person, who at the very least has prejudicial tendancies, if not an closet racist. You are also very self-centered and arrogant.
Proof? You want proof, why not take a step out of who you are, go ready the shit you have written over the past year or so, and you will find your proof.

Posted by: nunya at July 22, 2004 06:21 PM

Here's nunya's response:

blah-blah-blah-blah-Maybe, but I am not going to go searching for it.-blah-blah....

Just as I thought - "I'm not going to waste MY time trying to prove MY accusation....whine-whine-whine"

What a complete fucking loser you are. Have you proven ANYTHING THAT YOU ASSERT??

No.

Just like a complete pussy.

Again: sorry Maria. I had to show this punk what the meaning of ACCUSE meant and like a little boy running like a girlie-man, he's proven it without speaking.

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 22, 2004 07:58 PM

Idiot, did i not just explain my "OPINION" (that means I view you as such) that you are a racist pig. Surley Mr. I-am-a-big-college-undergrad-at-40-ex-redneck can differentiate.

And please quit the mother fucking apologizing - if you were really apologetic, you wouldn't be doing something you are being sorry for in the first damn place.

Posted by: nunya at July 22, 2004 10:19 PM

Your opinionis irrelevant. You were asked to PROVE something; you didn't.

Proof is showing FACTS, not what nunya thinks.

You failed. Again.

Posted by: Mad Mikey at July 23, 2004 09:12 AM

Hilarious. NeoCUNT gives Mad Mikey shit for furthering his education and making something of himself.

You see Mikey, Nunya harbors deep resentment towards people that are accomplished or successful. His own failures haunt him, day in and day out.

I'd imagine his family is dissapointed in him as well as his wife since he struggles to provide. The only people that may not look at him for the loser he is, is his kids. That's assuming he really has any and it's not just another cooky story he made up about his "real life". Someday, as his kids enter their teens and learn a bit about life, they too will realize what a loser their father is.

But you'll stil have the web to spin your lies about your life Nunya.

You're a sad, pathetic man.

Posted by: Gorodn the Magnificent at July 23, 2004 05:01 PM

Wow Gordon. You went WAY too far. I almost considered deleting this comment due to the incredibly personal, deeply hurtful nature of it. I am just going to warn you ALL right now. Insult wars are one thing. The childish tit for tat is one thing. But deeply personal attacks like the one above are NOT acceptable in this forum. Teasing, even harsh teasing and deprecating assumptions about a person, I can abide and even merrily participate in. But this is too far. I would appreciate it if everyone could keep their insults to a relatively superficial level. Gordon, your attack on Nunya as a father, husband, provider and the repeated statement that he is a "loser" is far beyond the realm of acceptable insults.

Posted by: Maria at July 23, 2004 06:38 PM

No, they are simply along line with the caliber of insults that Nunya spews on my site and yours.

I'll respect your wishes though, since it's your blog.

Posted by: Gorodn the Magnificent at July 23, 2004 07:19 PM

Thank you Gordie.

Posted by: Maria at July 23, 2004 07:28 PM

Mikey?

"Irregardless" does not exist as word. It's a common mistake. It's a confusion of "irrespective" and "regardless". Just thought you'd like to make note.

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Hi M. I see nothing much changes with the negative retorts of 'Mary, Mary quite contray'.... ugh.

Hope your summer's going well. This is simply a drive by. Email me if you want. I'd love to know what's new dollface.

Much love, R.

Posted by: Richard at July 25, 2004 12:08 PM

Nothing ever changes with Geoffrey/Gordon/Jonathan. This is a person who has no class and when you touch a sore spot, he starts fighting unfair. This is a person who claims he doesn't care what others say or think about him, but he seems to have an awful lot to say about them, and when they have the best of him, he feels a need to attack their family too.

Maria, I do appreciate your words, but what this person says doesn't bother me. I happen to know this is a person who isn't who he says he is. I have had people tell me, who have met him, say that he isn't who he claims to be. "Gordon" doesn't exist. Nor does "Jonathan." EVen if they did, their words and beleif or disbeleif in who I am and what I do, have no meaning one way or the other to me. Politically though, this is a very disturbed person. Somewhat dangerous too. His vote still counts (only as one, much to his chagrin I am sure). He also has a blog that generates some traffic, so the lies and deciet he writes on there may influence some of uneducated folks who visit there - Pam is a prime example. She says she doesn't like me because of my "sexually demented comments" which are obviously forged and/or changed comments by the Geoffrey/Gordon/Jonathan camp or by the ones he allows to forge. Nonetheless, the gullible who beleive him are obviously easily influenced.

Posted by: Nunya at July 25, 2004 01:13 PM

Now NeoCunt makes a statement then contradicts it in the same post:

I happen to know this is a person who isn't who he says he is. I have had people tell me, who have met him, say that he isn't who he claims to be. "Gordon" doesn't exist. Nor does "Jonathan."

Really? Who? Oh wait, you're lying again. But it's gets better. First, Gordon and Jon don't exist, but then in the next sentence, maybe they do:

EVen if they did, their words and beleif or disbeleif in who I am and what I do, have no meaning one way or the other to me.

Of course it doesn't affect you. You've come to grips with being a liar long ago. You must have. It's nearly impossible to make blatantly false claims and think no one notices when you can't back them up.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 25, 2004 06:35 PM

For someone who claims this person and that person are liars all of the time, that in and of itself should tell you something about Gayffrey. He, himself, is a liar.

Posted by: nunya at July 25, 2004 07:02 PM

You keep saying that. You've yet to offer any evidence of it, not that you making baseless claims is unusual. Care to back up this one?

Wait, let's back up the other one first. You said: "I have had people tell me, who have met him, say that he isn't who he claims to be. "Gordon" doesn't exist. Nor does "Jonathan.""

I say, prove it. Who did you talk to that met me?

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 25, 2004 07:07 PM

WHy should I prove a damn thing to you when you have yet to prove anything to me. You sit there and forge and/or change posts on your own blog then claim to either not have done it, or don't know who did (and you know damn well I didn't write the shit, so like the twat that you are, you contradict yourself when you say you "don't allow people forging posts). So, I don't have to prove anything - that shit you do alone is proof enough to show who the real liar is.

you dickhead.

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 09:29 AM

Just as I thought. NeoCunt is lying again. You don't "prove shit to me" because you "can't prove shit to me".

You're a liar. Everyone knows it.

I'm glad you're here, though, as an example to others.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 09:59 AM

You're a liar.

No, YOU'RE a liar.

No, YOU are.

YOU're lying.

LIAR.

DOUBLE LIAR.

PROVE I LIE.

NO, YOU prove I lie.

NO, YOU. NO YOU..LIAR..NO YOU'RE THE LIAR YOU LIAR. I'M NOT A LIAR.

YES YOU ARE.


Seriously. Isn't this getting a tad silly?

Posted by: Vickie at July 26, 2004 10:17 AM

Downright ridiculous.

Posted by: Maria at July 26, 2004 10:19 AM

for who vickie? me? you certainly always side with the asshole g. allen all of the time. It amazes me how people will come down on me over at his site all of the time, but never say shit when he or one of his alter ego's decides to change or forge a post. You come here and make a comment as if you are a fair person, but the reality is, you are as one sided and biased towards that dickhead as can be. You want to be fair, condemn both of us. I too think it is silly the way wer carry on, but I can never make a comment without having to deal with his nonsense.

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 10:40 AM

That's because you don't stop lying. You said:

I happen to know this is a person who isn't who he says he is. I have had people tell me, who have met him, say that he isn't who he claims to be. "Gordon" doesn't exist. Nor does "Jonathan."

That's a pretty bold claim. One that can easily be proven. I say do it.

You dodge. Why? You're a liar.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 10:46 AM

Wow, Nunya, calm the hell down already.

What an incredible huff about my being one-sided here and "unfair". Go back over what I wrote for God's sake. Where did you see I sided with either of you? If you can read you can see what I typed describes more than one person.

Obviously you are a very paranoid person.

Posted by: Vickie at July 26, 2004 12:38 PM

And not for nothing, Nunya, if Geoff bothers you THAT much,,,if he is SUCH a dickhead, why do you keep coming back at him? Seriously, I would love for you to be able to answer that question. Honestly I have seen more than once where you comment on something that Geoff or Gordon has posted that just invites criticism and argument, and then the battle begins. THATS' why I wrote what I wrote, because it takes two to tango. You obviously are not a fan of either of them (or one of them, or three of them, or whatever you claim their number to be), nor you of them, so why do you continuously respond? I honestly think you're more ruffled by their retorts to you than they are by yours. I hate to say you ask for it, but...

Posted by: Vickie at July 26, 2004 12:43 PM

"nor you of them" = "nor they of you"

Posted by: Vickie at July 26, 2004 12:45 PM

You know Nunya, Maria politely asked us to knock it off four days ago. Considering you claim to be her friend, why don't you respect her wishes?

If you want to argue with me about this please take it to one of my posts at Dog Snot since you don't have your own blog.

Posted by: Gorodn the Magnificent at July 26, 2004 04:11 PM

Oh please "gordon" don;t try to play the martyr here. Your bullshit has been called a long time ago.

And why don't I go there an argue? Oh, I don't know, maybe the changing and forging of my posts kind of keeps me from even bothering.

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 06:31 PM

So, NeoCunt, who'd you talk to that has met me?

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 07:03 PM

so, gayffrey, whose posts do you change/forge/allow to be forged and changed?

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 07:55 PM

Nice dodge.

Further proof that NeoCunt lies.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 08:03 PM

Maria asked us to be civil. Why's that so hard for you?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 26, 2004 08:40 PM

Whenever he gets caught in a lie, he tries to insult and dodge his way out of it.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 08:43 PM

"Maria asked us to be civil. Why's that so hard for you?"

HA! Hello Kettle? This is the Pot calling. You're black.

I love seeing Gordon trying to take the higher ground. Someone give him a boost.

Posted by: Maria at July 26, 2004 08:50 PM

I avoid the higher ground.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 09:02 PM

Well at this "moment" I'm high and dry.

I am abiding by your request am I not?

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at July 26, 2004 09:16 PM

Maria - isn't it just adorable. All of a sudden, he is trying to be civil and christ like. Unfortunately, he is still the same old male chauvisnt racist pig alter ego of the sad little gayffrey. (which, did you see the pics of his supposed reunion - a bunch of overweight meatheads who still cannot seemn to put their teenage years behind them).

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 10:21 PM

NeoCunt, who was it you spoke to that had met me?

Oh yeah, no one. You lied.

Again.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 26, 2004 10:49 PM

send me

Posted by: nunya at July 26, 2004 10:58 PM

NeoCUNT,
Your irratonal insults are proof enough that when called out to conduct yourself as a gentleman, you can't.

Posted by: Gorodn the Magnificent at July 27, 2004 12:03 AM

and you ever have? you can't admit to one simple thing EVERYONE, even your buddies knows you do - forge and/or edit posts. so why the fuck should i go out of my way to prove shit to you?

Posted by: nunya at July 27, 2004 01:41 PM

Out of your way? It would be less effort to just type the name than to continually dodge. I don't expect it, though. Neither does anyone else. We all know you're lying. I just like to keep bringing it up.

Liar.

Posted by: Geoffrey at July 27, 2004 01:49 PM