June 29, 2004

Thief

I'm on vacation at my parent's house in Oregon. So far it's been a really nice relaxing time, aside from one minor detail. My purse was stolen in a bar last night. I love it when shit like that happens while you're supposed to be relaxing. I'm trying not to stress out about it. But I'm pretty pissed about the loss of my driver's license, my ATM card and my $200 handbag. But these are all just possessions. These are all just possessions. These are all just possessions. It can all be replaced. It's all going to be okay. New ATM card is on its way fedex. Original birth certificate is on its way. And there will be other handbags. Fuck.

Update: The purse has been found. Apparently, I am just another victim of a poltergeist. Phew. There is nothing like a good scare to put you in a great mood.

Posted by Maria at June 29, 2004 08:03 PM
Comments

That's what happens when you drink too much. You misplace things.

Posted by: Geoffrey at June 30, 2004 08:27 AM

no, when you drink too much it enchances your personality. Except in your case, you couldnt become any more of a super asshole than you already are (which explains why people have walked out of a bar on you).

Posted by: nunya at June 30, 2004 08:02 PM

Who's walked out of a bar on me, NeoCunt?

Posted by: Geoffrey at June 30, 2004 09:36 PM

Is Nunya referring to the umpteenth time he's backed out on personally meeting you somewheres to serve up that ass beatin he's promised?

Yellow..........

Posted by: Gordon the Magnificent at June 30, 2004 11:24 PM

"somewheres"?? hmmm. Have another hit.

Posted by: Richard at July 3, 2004 11:13 PM