By Beauty Damned

Groty to the Max

You know, I've heard a lot of things in my day, but this takes the tamale.

In the petition, the attorney general charged [Judge] Thompson used a penis pump, a device billed as providing sexual pleasure and promising better erections and larger penis size, during trials and exposed himself to a court reporter several times while masturbating on the bench.

"On one occasion, Ms. (Lisa) Foster (Thompson's court reporter for 15 years), saw Judge Thompson holding his penis up and shaving underneath it with a disposable razor while on the bench," the petition reads.

Several witnesses, including jurors in Thompson's court and police officers called to testify in trials, said in the petition they heard the "swooshing" sound of a penis pump during trials and saw the judge slumped in his chair, with his elbows on his knees, working the device. The witnesses said the pump sounded like a blood pressure cuff being pumped up.

If you'd like to see a picture of this pervmeister, see here.

First the masturbating. Then the shaving and exhibitionism (not the kind of exhibit anyone wants to see)....but the PUMP? Good grief man! Where the hell are you? Are you in court, presiding at the bench? Or are you in another world? One where fervent sexual conduct is acceptable while court is in session? Get a grip. On second thought. Don't get a grip. Get a room! Preferably not one located in a courthouse. And I've seen people clipping their toenails on the subway before, but shaving your balls in public???? Who does that?

Posted by Maria at June 24, 2004 03:01 PM