But really, who needs fake news, when you have true stories like this one?
JUNE 17--Meet Pamela Johnson. The 43-year-old Minnesota woman was swapping spit early yesterday morning with her boyfriend at her St. Paul home (the couple, together for about six months, were making up/making out after a fight). That's when, for no apparent reason, Johnson allegedly bit off about an inch-and-a-half of her 47-year-old boyfriend's tongue. The man was treated at a local hospital and released, but St. Paul cops were unable to track down the missing tongue and think [WARNING: you may gag if you read further] that Johnson might have swallowed her beau's tongue. Arrested for assault, Johnson was booked into the Ramsey County jail, where officers snapped the below mug shot.
Holy bejeezus, I genuinely feel bad for this guy, even though I have no idea what kind of stupid shite he must have done to get his girlfriend angry enough to bite his tongue off. Then again, sounds like she's probably just a psychopath. Sucks to be him. Though, apparently, he's not as pissed as you'd think, since he didn't kill her as some would have done.
Posted by Maria at June 20, 2004 03:17 PM | TrackBackHe's lucky it was just his tongue. If she were working him below the waist...
That would give a whole new meaning to the question "does she swallow?"
Ick.
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at June 20, 2004 06:07 PMYes I guess if you look at it that way, the guy got lucky. Maybe that's why he hugged her afterward. He was just greatful to have the family jewels intact!
Posted by: Maria at June 23, 2004 11:15 PM