I wonder if anyone ate the hen.
Man Commits Suicide After Sex With Hen:LUSAKA (Reuters) - A 50-year-old Zambian man has hanged himself after his wife found him having sex with a hen, police said Friday.
The woman caught him in the act when she rushed into their house to investigate a noise."He attempted to kill her but she managed to escape," a police spokesman said.
The man from the town of Chongwe, about 50 km (30 miles) east of Lusaka, killed himself after being admonished by other villagers.
The hen was slaughtered after the incident.
The best part is that he tried to kill his wife first to keep her quiet!!! Hahaaa. What a world. Is it sick for me to laugh?
Somehow, the expression "choke your chicken" comes to mind.
Posted by: Thomas at May 28, 2004 02:21 PMIndeed. It does.
Posted by: Maria at May 28, 2004 03:36 PMFunny, that is where Geoff is at this week.
Posted by: Nunya at May 28, 2004 04:29 PMWTF is wrong with people? I mean, seriously... did he wake up and thing "Today I will see what it's like to fuck a chicken?"
Posted by: Daria at May 28, 2004 05:16 PMSo who came first?
Posted by: lee at May 28, 2004 05:59 PMUnfortunately, I think the climax was interrupted by his meddling wife. Hahaaa! The real question is, if you HAVE a wife, why are you fucking a chicken? Fuck your wife, and everybody wins. Fuck a chicken, you have no choice but to hang yourself.
Posted by: Maria at May 28, 2004 06:04 PMI just realized his wife must have been helza fugly if a chicken was more attractive.
Posted by: Maria at May 28, 2004 06:05 PMWell, if she interrupted that at least explains why he tried to kill her first!
Man, there's some strange people in this world! Maybe he'd just seen the "chicken fucker" episode of South Park.
Posted by: lee at May 28, 2004 06:12 PMMaybe the chicken was just tighter than his wife.
Just another reason to do those kegels!
Posted by: Rosemary the Queen of All Evil at May 28, 2004 11:24 PM"Hung man just can't get no piece of chicken"
Posted by: cul at May 30, 2004 08:35 AM