I'm going to take a momentary rest from politics to direct you to this story about this complete and total idiot who tried to electrocute his wife by knocking a radio into the bathtub. Lucky for him, his wife is a quick catch because she grabbed it in midair before it hit the water and subsequently discovered that he had done searches on their home computer for phrases like "bathtub electrocution." Now how stupid do you have to be in this day and age to research your murder plot on the internet, especially from your home computer!?!? Go to the library! Do some research! But don't type in "bathtub electrocution" on Google you jackass! (This was obviously not a guy well informed about the ease with which a person is able to track your internet activity). It never ceases to amaze me how many truly stupid people there are in this world.
Imagine. The police are investigating his wife's mysterious bathtub electrocution when they find his internet searches and discover the fact that he very recently purchased a life insurance policy for her. Stupid. Stupid. Stupid. He's lucky his wife caught the damn radio or he'd be going to jail for more than attempted murder.
"Affiant has further been advised by the victim that the defendant has told her he has purchased a gun and is not going to jail "'over this shit'"! This guy is like, a bottomless well of good ideas.
Hahaa! What did the moron do when he heard his half assed brother was coming to town? He cut his toilet seat in half! Hahahaaa.
Posted by Maria at May 11, 2004 05:23 PMIs it wrong to be laughing right now? If so...I'm very very wrong..hahaha..
Posted by: sandy at May 11, 2004 08:13 PMI would have thought it would be a basic courtesy for you to let me know you had moved your blog from Blog On. I'll go ahead and delete your account shall I?
Posted by: Shelagh at May 12, 2004 08:32 AMNo it's not wrong to laugh Sandy. LAUGH! Laugh to your little hearts content! And while you're at it say "better you than me sucker!!!" hahaa.
Posted by: Maria at May 12, 2004 11:31 AM