May 11, 2004

Ain't No Excuse Fuh You

The first three years...

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."
- George W. Bush

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."
- George W. Bush

"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."
- George W. Bush

"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."
- George W. Bush

"The future will be better tomorrow."
- George W. Bush

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."
- George W. Bush

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."
- George W. Bush

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."
- George W. Bush

"Public speaking is very easy."
- George W. Bush

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."
- George W. Bush

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."
- George W. Bush

"For NASA, space is still a high priority."
- George W. Bush

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."
- George W. Bush

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
- George W. Bush

"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."
- George W. Bush

It's time for George Bush to enter the solar system.

Posted by Maria at May 11, 2004 02:54 PM | TrackBack
Comments

And it makes me wonder how people like Geoff can defend this obliviot.

Posted by: nunya at May 11, 2004 03:47 PM

It's truly astounding...

Posted by: Maria at May 11, 2004 04:14 PM

It is more than astounding. It is pathetic.

Posted by: nunya at May 11, 2004 04:33 PM

Why does my name come up in 90% of NeoCunt's posts? Talk about obsessing.

Posted by: Geoffrey at May 11, 2004 04:36 PM

You know..if you picked apart and quoted half the shit that came out of my mouth on a daily basis I would sound like a jackass too...I'm still voting for Bush ya know..but like I told my momma earlier tonight..if by some chance Kerry is elected..I won't spend 4 yrs tearing him down..I will honestly hope for the best because if he does well than that works in my interest too...George ain't exactly eloquent w/the words but..still voting for him.

Posted by: sandy at May 11, 2004 08:17 PM

It isn't lack of eloquence sandy - it is lack of any intelligence or for that sake, common sense.

And geoff - you epitomize what is wrong with this country - it isn;t called obessing, it is called subsequent categorization.

Posted by: Nunya at May 11, 2004 10:12 PM

Oh please. Bush falls into the category of Dan Quayle-ish stupidity. I don't care what anyone says, I don't want a complete imbecile as the leader of the United States of America. Like Nunya said, it's not about a lack of eloquence. It's about being totally uneducated. As Bush has proven, he has a strong distaste for learning and an even stronger distain for what he considers "elitist" intellectualism. He's not a smart man, and he doesn't aspire to anything higher. Not only does that particular personality trait portray his extremely narrow mind, but his lack of desire to broaden it. He thinks it's cute and some think it's no big deal. I think it's embarassing that we don't hold our president to a higher standard.

Posted by: Maria at May 11, 2004 11:23 PM

he kind of reminds me of yogi berra...except that berra does it on purpose.

Posted by: cul at May 12, 2004 12:03 AM

Ypgi Berra never tried to be the leader of the free world either. The difference is, Yogi Berra was good at it, Bush isn't even good at being a funny moron.

Posted by: Nunya at May 12, 2004 09:39 AM

me too Sandy.. but neither of us is the supposed "leader of the free world".

How's it going btw?? ;-)

Posted by: Richard at May 12, 2004 05:30 PM

Richard..neither of us are "leaders of the free world"...hmmm..well honestly if we were, don't ya think it would be great? haha. I can't see where we'd do a worse/better job than anybody else and you know the White House would get a nice "paint job". :)
Things are hectic but good and you?

Posted by: sandy at May 13, 2004 10:05 AM

You betcha Sandy! I'd pick up on the restoration efforts of Jackie Kennedy and fill the place with hot Gay houseboys ;-) Silly me it already is.

I'm well and busy thanks.. About to 'jump the pond'. Yippeee!

Posted by: Richard at May 13, 2004 10:25 PM

Jumpin' the pond eh? Well I certainly hope you have a wonderful time and if we ever get in that White House...you know I'm hiring a "Cabana Boy" as the first business of the day :)

Posted by: sandy at May 13, 2004 11:30 PM