March 28, 2004

Take That You Overgrown Beast!

Richard Simmons laid the smackdown on some guy in the Phoenix, AZ airport!

"According to the below Phoenix Police Department report, when Farney spotted Simmons (whose real first name is Milton) walking through the Sky Harbor International Airport, he said, "Look, Richard Simmons. Drop your bags, let's rock to the 50's." Farney told cops he was referring to an old Simmons workout tape. The diminutive star responded by walking over to the strapping Farney and saying, 'It's not nice to make fun of people with issues.' He then slapped Farney's face."

Hahaaaaaahahahahahahaaaaa.

Hahahaaaaaa.

Oh god. That is so great. Thank you Richard Simmons for the endless entertainment you scary, scary man.

Posted by Maria at March 28, 2004 11:01 PM | TrackBack
Comments

scary scary man. Nothing funnier than his "hurt self" expression on the Letterman show. Those two have the routine down pat.

Classic schtik!

Posted by: Richard at March 28, 2004 11:39 PM