By Beauty Damned

Bloody Fuckin Hilarious

I read this, titled "To the Lady who had guts dumped on her car" on Craigslist just now and it made me laugh my ass off. Holy shite!

An exerpt to whet your appetite: "The driver slams on their brakes and swerves all over the road before coming to a screeching halt. I, as well, come to a screeching halt, nearly avoiding the accident. After getting my bearings, I slowly veer to the left of the Little Car into the oncoming lane (which was deserted) and slowly drive by while peering intently at the spectacle. The wipers have been turned on high and smearing copious amounts of blood and guts all over the windshield. The roof of the Little Car is covered in muck. The hood is covered in gore and the wipers are slapping uselessly at the mess. I then notice that a woman is driving the car. I can see that she is screaming and crying hysterically, her hands thrown up in her face, shaking. 'Wow!’ I think. 'What a mess! She better get to a car wash pronto' and then continued on my way to work..."