Every reality show has one. Sometimes more than one. The girl who thinks she's super hot and always starts off by saying "some of the other girls here might be intimidated by me just because I'm really pretty, but I'm here to prove that I am more than just a pretty face."
If you didn't already think that was all you had going for you, then the above statement would be completely unnecessary. Right? Right. Where do all you coceited hags come from?
Then they go on to use their sexuality to every imagineable advantage. Oh yes. You've proved it alright. You've proved what a big wonderful brain you have.
I know it's terrible, but I sometimes watch reality dating shows. They are so fucking godawful though. They make me despise people. Women and men alike. The men are all these mysogynist, chauvenist fucking pigs and the women are either super conceited (insecure), self righteous prudes or just downright slutty old hobags.
It makes me thank god that I am in a decent long term relationship and only living vicariously through these idiots on television.
Posted by Maria at March 17, 2004 02:58 PMhmmmmm. Elimidate!!! I watch those too sometimes..especially when I can't sleep. The guys always pick the whores w/fake boobs...always. The girls always look over the nice guys for the stud with a gold chain...these shows are good for a laugh at 2am..
Posted by: sandy at March 17, 2004 04:38 PMSo do I UGH! I watch them too guys.
The best one, from my perspective so far, is this ULTRA innocent chickie from Wisconsin who goes to a dude ranch "Blazing Saddles" or some shit and is introduced to 14 stud muffins. After several days, the producers announce to her "now here's the hitch some of them are gay..."
Shoot to next scene: Bachelorette's in tears "I can't do this..." Poor lil thang.
She immediately eliminates two she is CERTAIN are gay only to find that both are NOT... The guys have to either MAKE like they're really uncomfortable about being around all the "gays" or fake it.. Interesting experiment.
That "average Joe" guy... I'm sorry I don't care HOW sweet he is.. would stop a freaking train. His gums are longer than his teeth.. ewwwwwww. The homely bastard just got his own reality dating show where he "cannot" lose this time since he's doing the choosing.
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at March 17, 2004 05:02 PMYou know what Choses! That is so funny. I was walking down 3rd Ave one day (about a month ago) and I saw that guy (Average Joe - schmoe, Mr. Biggums...whatever his name is...) HE CHECKED ME OUT. And I am not just talking "oh he glanced in my direction." He gave me the ultimate up and down check-me-out. (I have to say I was looking pretty sexy that day, if I may be so vain). I had already passed him by the time I realized who it was. He is seriously average though. You are so right. Kind of cute though in a super dorky, rich guy kind of way.
As for Elimidate. It's one of those shows I always tell myself to turn off because it's such trash but then I am hooked because I always want to find out which poor bastards end up together in the end. Another REALLY bad one is the Fifth Wheel. Hate it. Can't get enough of it.
Posted by: Maria at March 17, 2004 05:10 PMHoly shit Maria... it was REALLY buggy-eyes, biggums?? Too funny..
What truly annoys me about that guy is that by the way he talks you can tell he's one of those dudes who'd keep ya awake all night sleeping on his fucking back and BREATHING THROUGH HIS MOUTH with a slight rippling snore at the upper back of his mouth.. ewwwwwwwwwww.
Shit.. I think I remember his name is "ADAM" yes?
OH OH!! Guess what M?? LisaS ("s" for "SLAVE TO MEN") booted my gay ass again!! She's playing site nazi par excellence. Sent me this hugely condescending e-mail about how should would "advise" I act when posting. So I sent her a few "thoughts" then banned her email address from my inbox. Freaking doormat for dominant males she is. What an indescribable piece of human excrement.
DID I SAY THAT? Yup 'twas me :-)
(and of course you can say you looked "hot" darlin'.. I saw the pics ya know!!)
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at March 17, 2004 07:01 PMOh gawd..I hate to admit this but I am watching that Forever Eden..not religiously but I'll be keeping up w/it...don't ask why...it's garbage, but can't seem to break away from the tube on it...
Oh shit..are you guys watching American Idol this season? I so am...they are pretty good this season...
Yeah Forever Eden is such a soap opera. Totally addictive. All this reality tv is addictive. That's why it is so damn lucrative. I hate being a victim, but I can't help it.
American Idol is like my first love though. I've watched every season, no matter how terrible. This season is good though. These kids can freakin sing. I love Fantasia. That's my girl. I hope she wins because she has more personality than all of them combined. Listen to me...
Posted by: Maria at March 17, 2004 08:53 PMFantasia is incredible..I voted for her last night...
Posted by: sandy at March 17, 2004 09:19 PM