By Beauty Damned

Crooked as a Creek

This story once again reinforces my seemingly lifelong animosity towards school administrators.

School administrator, Patrick Conroy, at a South Haven, Michigan high school plants drugs in kid's locker (a kid who he believes IS selling drugs, but can just never seem to catch him with any) in order to frame him and expel him from school permanently. The plot to frame the student goes awry when the dumbass Conroy calls the police to come and sniff the halls for drugs and the narcotics canine does not detect the drugs in the several times passing the rigged locker. So Conroy contacts the police to find out why they did not detect the drugs that he planted in the kid's locker. Of course, at that point, not only was his plan foiled, but he also gave himself up as a Class A Shitbag.