February 17, 2004

For when you're PMSing

It's a little violent, but it feels soooo good.

A man is like a deck of cards:

You need a Heart to love him

A Diamond to marry him

A Club to smash his fucking head in

And a Spade to bury the bastard.

Posted by Maria at February 17, 2004 05:11 PM | TrackBack
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and a tub of Rocky Road for the end of the day!

Posted by: sandy at February 17, 2004 11:14 PM

Oh my gawd..I have to ask you..didn't you just cringe everytime somebody sang tonight on American Idol...it was really really bad..poor bastards...

Posted by: sandy at February 17, 2004 11:15 PM

Oh no. That was the worst. All of them were terrible! I thought the Hawaiian girl had the best sounding voice (most unique). Other than her it was an awful freaking mess.

Posted by: Maria at February 19, 2004 03:33 PM

The Hawaiian girl got through..that ex football player, I'm just not seeing it..he bugs me for some reason and his voice is so so..I was kinda hoping for the heavyset redhead..but I didn't vote that night so can't complain. You know what..the more I watch this show, the more Simon Cowell gets better lookin'...he's "doable"..hahah..

Posted by: sandy at February 20, 2004 09:53 AM