By Beauty Damned

I honestly don't know what I think of this. The fucked up cynical side of me wants to joke that what do you give her for a wedding present..hers & hers towel set...the softer side of me finds this very touching and alot of pity towards this gal. 18mths means she is not getting over his death, she may live out her days as a spinster, so sad. I hope she finds another love soon.

hey do you think they played Oingo Boingos' Dead Mans Party at the reception...okay..that might have been too much..but I do have that song stuck in my head now.

Dead french man: okay.

Gay US citizen: lecherous.

Very interesting indeed...

Sandy: I love that song! I haven't heard it in so long that you've now inspired me to find and download it for my own listening pleasure.

Jen: Good point. Of course, the answer is always the same: people in Europe and many other countries not nearly as uptight as people in U.S.

Oh Oingo Boingo.....like oh my gawd...it's so totally 80's...speaking of I just (finally) bought Nicholas Cages' movie, "Valley Girl"...oh the memories..misty watered colored memories, of the way we were..haha..

HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH....oh I'm superstitious Maria...oh if anybody approaches me wearing a hockey mask today I'll just die right on the spot...the girls are having a Horror Movie party tonight at the house..me & Jason have some fucked up shit planned that my daughter doesn't know about..want me to tell you how early we make one of them cry...My bet is on the boy up the street Barkley, that punk is mine tonight..haha..Gawd I love children..hehe..

Sandy you seriously, honestly to godly just fucking kill me. Freakin laugh riot man.

I woke up this morning and the first thing I heard was something on the tv about how most buildings don't have a 13th floor. I never even realized it until then that my office building doesn't have a 13th floor. THE WHOLE WORLD IS SUPERSTITIOUS!

Friday the 13th has always been a great day for me, I don't know why. Maybe there's something about the possibility of impending doom that cheers me up.

Glad I can make someone laugh, for the last 2 days I've been getting my ass spanked all over..guess not everyone appreciates my opinion..you'd think I'd learn to keep my mouth shut..I just got another nasty email from someone who "wishes I would tone down"...blah blah blah..I haven't even told you about my threats from the Hell's Angels did I..oh that has been fucked up!!!!!!!
oh and about that kid Barkley, I know he was the one who ripped up my tiger lilys this summer, he denied it but I know he did it...
I didn't know the tidbit about buildings not having 13 floors..interesting....

Well you definitely bring sunshine into my life. As for those who "wish you would tone it down," they can wish all they mutherfuckin want, but you can also be wishing that they would take the potato chip out of their ass cheeks and relax a little.

Sandy, what did you do to get the hell's angels mad at you? That's no good at all. Do tell.

well remember when I wrote that I was reading Sonny Bargers autobiography, he once was the President of hells angels..well anyhoo, I went to his website because in the book he asks for feedback..I wrote that he shouldn't hurt his hand patting himself on the back too much because he was nothing but lazy scum. He is a self proclaimed American Icon btw, and I just kinda went from there..but I fucked up because I put my email address on there and my fucking city...I got an email from a guy named Doc that went into great length about what he wished would happen to me...let me just say, it would hurt if it ever did happen.

Oh dear, that is unnerving indeed. What a bunch of meatheads.

Last night was a blast, the house is an absolute wreck!!!!! Candy wrappers, empy soda cans, popcorn...all over my floors and don't ask me why but my daughters bathroom floor is still soaked..what the fuck did they do in there? Barkley got a little spooked, his dad had to come over and walk him home..haha