It's the night before christmas, and all through the house
not a creature is stirring not even a--
Hey! You cats! Get the fuck away from that tree! And if I see you put your claw into one more present I am going to do that thing that yuppies do - yeah you know the thing -- where they have those claws yanked! No I did not hang all that shit up on that tree & wrap all those damn presents so you could go and destroy it all! Devils.
Anyway, where was I? Oh yes, not a creature was stirring, not even a --
CRASH! BANG! Meeeow.
fucking cats.
Posted by Maria at December 24, 2003 11:00 PM~cats, they love to...stir, don't they? Have a great Christmas, all the best to you and yours!~
Posted by: btezra at December 25, 2003 06:39 AM