Make lemonade! But make sure that if you are a six year old girl and you want to set up a stand in your front yard where you charge fifty cents a glass, that you go and get a vending permit first. I also blogged about this at hormonal bitch.
I'm sure a lot of you have heard the hoopla about this six year old cutie who set up a lemonade stand in front of her house, only to be tattled on by the nosey fucko next door. Answer me this: Who on earth calls the police on a six year old? For selling lemonade? You have got to be out of your peanut-brained mind.
Obviously, the neighbor needs to find a fucking hobby other than going around with a big pin and popping the innocent bubbles of small children. When I was a kid I had a lemonade stand. And if the neighbor would have called the police on me I think my mom would have gone over and busted a cap in his ass. Then the police might have a reason to come...
Posted by Maria at June 27, 2003 02:18 PM | TrackBack