And here's a look at our weather forecast for the next week...
Rainy, rainy and did I forget to mention rainy and mostly shitty conditions for days to come and for AS LONG AS I CAN REMEMBER. (That's not saying much because I have self inflicted short term memory loss...) But really. Anyday now our suicide rate is going to start climbing.
Dear Weather-Pie-In-The-Sky:
YOU CAN STOP THE FUCKING RAIN NOW. It's JUNE, In case YOU didn't get the MEMO. So just cut it out okay! Put a lid on it. Cease fire. Have mercy on my drenched little soul and just give me summertime, so that I can take my pale little body down to the beach and forget that this hellish winter ever existed.
Thank you,
The Crazy Lady in Brooklyn (does it matter which one?)
Posted by Maria at June 19, 2003 09:16 AM | TrackBackAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH a place to vent about the weather in the Northeast!!!!
Well, it can FUCK OFF!!! Does that weather "pie in the sky" realize that it is freaking the 19th of June and there has not been ONE ... nope not one... god dammned beach day??
Oh yeah, and lest we forget, how about that FUCKING WINTER WE HAD???? Snowiest on record and endlessly cold.
I just heard the Boston weather through the weekend; "rain with intermitent breaks to a light drizzle right through the weekend". Oh yeah this too, "perhaps by TUESDAY we'll see breaks in the clouds"!!!!!!!!!
Well, FUCK OFF!!!
(somebody kick the chair out from under me!!)
*no NOT YOU "evilmike" .. you'd enjoy it too much)*
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at June 19, 2003 05:10 PMOkay..my turn to vent..
It was in the FUCKING 40's here today...it's fucking summer....the kids are wearing sweatshirts and jeans and I made hot cocoa earlier today for them...I'm not used to bringing my plants in off the patio at night in fucking June...
whew..I feel better..still wearing a sweater but feel better..:)
IT IS AN ABOMINATION! (The weather, not you Choses :)
Sandy! 40? The weather "pie in the sky" is smoking crack. That's just terrible. We had a lovely and refreshing 98% humidity.
Posted by: Maria at June 19, 2003 07:12 PM:(
but...but... I wanna be an abomination ...
PLEEEEEEEEZ let me?
(just in case they 'drop by'.. the two fuckers at BH who called me that are "Nathan" and "Madbarr")
"Be afraid, be VERY afraid".............
muahahahahaha
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at June 19, 2003 09:20 PM...and I remember them well...Don't worry, I've always been one to stand up for my friends.
Seems you can be included in a "discussion" at BH by entering in a plethora of information about yourself into their beurocratic little screening system. yay.
Posted by: Maria at June 19, 2003 09:46 PMMaria??
Please join. PLEEEEEEEZ?
Darling woman, that site NEEDS you. I have a feeling we are more necessary at that site than we could possibly imagine ;-)
If for NO OTHER REASON than to see "American Girl's" posted picture of a 1940s woman sitting at her desk saluting the American Flag! GEEEZ LOUISE ... who the fuck is scripting her life??
(and they have nifty new emoticons and EVERYTHING, honest they DO!!!)
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at June 20, 2003 08:57 AMChoses, perhaps I will give it another try...
The image you just put in my head of the picture of the 1940s woman, desk, American flag, etc. Excuse me while I go and hurl into a bucket. Am I supposed to want to emulate that?
While I'm at it, I think I'll also renounce all of my rights, put on a housecoat and get started on the following chores?:
cooking dinner (I can do that)
Making sure the children are clean and quiet when my husband gets home so that he won't be disturbed while he puts his feet up on to the ottoman that I have prepared specially for him with a little blanket and a nice cold drink and a crisp newspaper laid out with his slippers.
Take my hair out of rollers and apply makeup and pop a valium before I put a zipper on my mouth so that I will look pretty and silent when he arrives.
Fix a jello dessert.
Oh WAIT, what am I thinking, it's the year 2003.
Posted by: Maria at June 20, 2003 12:15 PMMaria...
God you make me laugh.
Upon further consideration, I suggest you veer clear of it. That site is tough on the blood pressure.
I have had a back and forth email bout with LisaS that is a study in contradition. It brings to mind my Aunt's comment. "Richard, you cannot get two cups from a one cup measure".
Who said "VALIUM"???? :)
Posted by: Chosesinconnues at June 21, 2003 07:57 PM