May 26, 2003

Insomnia (Gibber & Jabber)

It feels like I ate so much food today. On the weekdays I am a person who, on the average, eats lunch, which is my favorite meal - mostly because it is often my ONLY meal in a day. Breakfast=coffee, dinner=doritos. If Rob is over I almost always cook dinner. He gets on my case says that I need to take care of myself the same way I take care of other people, because he knows if he's not around I won't make much of an effort to feed myself. Today I woke up and made pancakes, bacon, eggs. For lunch I made grilled cheese sandwiches and pickle spears and then for dinner we had tacos delivered from down the street. After that I fell asleep because I was so full and when I woke up I made the big mistake of having a coffee drink at about 9:30 p.m.

I don't know what the hell I was thinking. It was a speciality coffee drink with a little bit of liquor in it. I went to Omonia and sat on the back patio. They have the waterfall turned on. It's so beautiful and I love the sound of the water rushing, mixed with all the chatter and clinking of glasses. In a way, I guess it's sad that that is as close to a waterfall as I am going to get anytime in the near future... I finished the book I've been reading which turned out to be very sad and then returned home to watch VH1's episode of "All Access - Awesomely Bad Hair," which turned out to be hysterically funny. I love their comedic commentary.

I caught a little bit of Anna Nicole Smith on E! acting like the hopeless retard that she is. I know, I know, she's so bizarre that it's almost endearing, but not quite...especially when she is drunk and gets the hiccups or when you tell her she can't bring her silly dog with her to the Kentucky Derby... I don't know if she was born that way or if she got that way somehow, but she is a total dorkasauras. I guess that's why they call it "entertainment."

Amelia and Matilda are driving me nuts fiddling with every last thing in the house that they can get their little paws on. They have way too much energy, even after the spaying. Everybody said that would probaby calm them down, but as far as I can see, they are just as neurotic as they eva' was.

I am so excited to have tomorrow off and then a nice short four day week ahead. Mmmm. What a beautious thing it is. Too bad the weather is going to suck just like it does every year on Memorial Day. I told Rob today I am sick of the NY weather and ready to move back to California. I can dream.

Oooh boy, J. Lo is shakin her big ass booty all over the place in that "I'm Glad" video. Wooohoo! Wave that thing around like a magic wand!...I'm really not gay, but that is some very fine booty. Maybe it's time for the crazy lady to go to sleep now before I incriminate myself any further...

Posted by Maria at May 26, 2003 02:04 AM
Comments